School issues warning to students masturbating in washrooms and causing pipes to block

School issues warning to students masturbating in washrooms and causing pipes to block

A school in the United States has released a statement cautioning students against engaging in self-gratification in the restrooms, citing concerns about pipe blockages.

A notice by the University of Waterloo seen on X encouraged students to engage in such activities within the privacy of their own rooms.

“Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy. The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties,” read the statement in part.

The statement indicated that excessive semen build-up has caused one of the pipes to block and burst.

“This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage,” the statement further read.

Additionally, the statement warned that any collected discharge would undergo analysis to identify its source.

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